31 Quotes by Jennifer Rardin
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So of course that was the moment my motherboard decided to do a short internal scan, throw up its hands, and screech, “Dear Lawd, a VAMPIRE has taken mah blood!” and initiate a general shutdown.
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Then I got this image of my big toe, painted bright red, suddenly developing a face and a hot Southern temper to match, screaming, "What the hell is wrong with mah bad self?
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I’d smack you over the head with it so hard your bell would still be ringing for Church next Saturday night. ~ Jaz
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All you can do is hang in there and hope you don’t get motion sickness and puke all over the newspapers.
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Cool! Now I can steal some rich old coot’s Ferrari and go fishing for marlin with the same piece of jewelry.
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I can’t belly dance.? Yes, you can. It’s in your fi – ? Will you stop reading my goddamn file!
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When I bite you, it’ll be because I want to make your toes curl and your hair stand on end. And you won’t need stitches afterward. You’ll need crutches.
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I described the pyramid we’d found and waited for him to jump on the bandwagon. Unfortunately he’s afraid of wagons. And bands.
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Hey, if you decided to tear up the town, you can always use the leftover bread from my breakfast in place of your cane. I’m pretty sure it’s hard enough to bust heads.
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