31 Quotes by Jennifer Rardin
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It must’ve been Albert’s military background, because man, when he dropped a bomb the entire country shook. I was still jittery as a hurricane survivor in New Orleans, and I was sure that somewhere in Alaska some poor Inuit had just taken a tumble from his sled for the very same reason.
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Hey, if you’re going to price yourself, I say go high.
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The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks’s Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit!
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The girl in me wanted to slap Lung across his face and yell, “Get your eyes off my sticky buns, ya creep!
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That’s what I’d call him if he was my dog. Jacket-humper. Kinda had a ring to it. Although it seemed a little long for vet visits and intros to lady dogs.
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Whatever happened to ‘Hey, how are you?’ ‘Long time, no see.’ Apparently you don’t have to observe the rules of etiquette when reuniting with a murderous spouse.
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Still enmeshed from the knees down, Vayl flopped off the cabinet before we realized he needed a hand down, falling fast and hard like a penguin who hasn’t bought the whole flightless scenario.
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I’m sure it’s nothing switching to a light beer won’t cure.
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We went to the door and I let Asha in. I expected an uberawkward moment when he and Vayl met. But Asha took care of that problem right away. “So you belong to Jasmine,” he said in his melancholy voice. It somehow delivered Vayl his deepest condolences without bearing a trace of malice toward me.
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