31 Quotes by Jennifer Rardin

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    Sometimes things would be so much simpler if you could just pull out your gun and shoot the bad guy. Reason number seventeen why Indiana Jones is my hero.

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    Then I got this image of my big toe, painted bright red, suddenly developing a face and a hot Southern temper to match, screaming, “What the hell is wrong with mah bad self?

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    There you go. Use your granddaughter to pick up women. That’ll get you points in heaven.

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    Apparently you don’t have to observe the Rules of Etiquette when reuniting with a muderous spouse.

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