98 Quotes by Jenny Eclair

Moderation is never something I've been good at.

I am best viewed from a distance... and at night.

I think I might actually die of showing off. It'll be on my headstone - 'Cause of Death: Showing Off.'

I'm the least spiritual person in the world. I can't even abide a smelly candle. I know it's meant to make me relax, and that immediately makes my hackles rise.

I only socialise with people that I have a lot in common with.

Well, I'm not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast.

I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers.

I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh.

I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite.