4 Quotes by Jenny McLachlan

What if my hands feel dry? Or, worse, sweaty? What if they just feel weird? Could I have weird hands? The more I think about my hands the weirder they seem. Could I... could I possibly have man-hands? I begin to feel sweat squeezing out of my big manly fingertips.

This is the best thing I’ve ever sat on,” I say, wriggling in my seat. “Except maybe Darth Vader’s lap. That was good, but scary... he was doing the voice.

The sight of Crowky’s.

Never in the history of the universe has the meeting of two socks felt so amazing.