45 Quotes by Jenny Mollen

As an actress, or actr-ish, I'm jealous of everyone, regardless of gender or age. Sometimes parents will ask me how they go about getting their kids into acting, and my first thought is never, Oh, how cute!It's always, Fuck your kid! I will fucking cut your kid! If they think they are just gonna waltz into a business that has bled my soul dry for over a decade and snag an NCIS: Los Angeles guest spot out from under me, they are gonna have to pry it out of my cold dead hands!

Tell this guy to eat a hundred-calorie pack of dicks.

..reading your ex's horoscope every week isn't going to help you control his life. No, you need to hide in his bushes, break into his email, or kidnap his dog if you want to effect any real change.

I surround myself with bizarre people. They're more fun to write about.

I think, as a woman and as somebody in the entertainment industry, we have to be careful what we're putting out there and what we're trying to say.

My parents have been married multiple times each, so the idea of being committed to somebody was scary.

I was never the girl who yearned for children. I pretended to be interested in other people's kids, but that was obviously just an act.

At 41 and a half weeks pregnant, I started to have second thoughts about becoming a mother.

I've always gravitated toward men who sort of kind of eclipsed me in some way. And I think that it's because I have this need to be better.