45 Quotes by Jenny Mollen

Before you meet the love of your life, there's usually one guy you date that you try to convince yourself is him. Let me save you some time: He's not.

I think the power of persuasion would be the greatest superpower of all time.

Throughout my childhood, my parents dropped me off at a multitude of therapists' offices in hopes that I'd avoid growing up to be the kind of asshole who writes books about them. Also because it was sometimes easier than finding a nanny.

I rarely tweet unless I'm talking about 'The Bachelor.' I have a love/hate relationship with Instagram, though - it's like a rigid parent. It's much more restrictive with what can be posted, but you can write a full paragraph, post a video - it changes the game a little bit.

I read 'The First Bad Man' by Miranda July, and I just thought, 'Oh my God, I'll never be this good. That book is so incredible.'

Very few things are off-limits for me.

Social media has changed my life, and it taught me that you can make your own path and really find who you are as an artist, in whatever capacity.

On Twitter, people just want to hear a joke. They don't really want to know about your life.

From your first kid, your body still kind of looks the same once you get back in shape.