141 Quotes by Jerry Lawler

What do Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty from the neck up!

One man’s trash is another man’s girlfriend.

Crash Holly’s so short, you can see his feet on his driver’s licence photo.

I don’t know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.

Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis.

I’d like to retain Trish Stratus’s services.

Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I’m real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn’t mention Andy Kaufman to me.

If at first you don’t succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.

Women! Can’t live with ’em, no resale value.