141 Quotes by Jerry Lawler

I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show.

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!

Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.

Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.

You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.

ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.

Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.

There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT

What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.