141 Quotes by Jerry Lawler

It’s not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.

Andy Kaufman’s mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!

Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young’s needs ironing!

Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he’d just take it and have it bronzed.

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said “Oh! Siamesse Twins!”

We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you’d rather not see. They’re more like mongrels.

It’s almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it’s like you never existed.

Certainly it’s a business and you’ve got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you’ve got two guys doing the same thing, you don’t need one of them.

There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don’t get caught.