141 Quotes by Jerry Lawler

Australia was great. I would advise anybody to go there. In fact, if you couldn’t live here, Australia would be the place to live. It’s the most Americanized country that I’ve ever seen in the world.

Jim Ross you’re a fine one to talk about how someone is dressed.

The only reason Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts doesn’t drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.

If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would’ve sank!

I’ve been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.

When I’m in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock.

Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don’t know if I ever had a fight with him.

It used to be that Shamrock was the world’s most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world’s most dangerous speedbump.

Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn’t make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don’t make him a great husband.