141 Quotes by Jerry Lawler

J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!

I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.

I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly.

But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just haven't found the reason that this all happened yet.

I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that's gone. The commentary is lacking.

Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.

Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.

Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.

The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.