141 Quotes by Jerry Lawler

Australia was great. I would advise anybody to go there. In fact, if you couldn't live here, Australia would be the place to live. It's the most Americanized country that I've ever seen in the world.

When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.

Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!

Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!

Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.

It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.

You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.

Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.

If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank!