141 Quotes by Jerry Lawler

There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.

Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.

Jim Ross you're a fine one to talk about how someone is dressed.

One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.

I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!

Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!

If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?

The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.

I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.