504 Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't even know I'm there.

I love meeting Israeli people. They look at me like a son

The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.

As a comedian, I found this thing, this profession, that suits my mind and life force. To drop it to do something else? I just don't get that.

I love energy. I love it. And I pursue it, and I want more of it. Physical and mental energy, to me, are the greatest riches of human life. And TM is like a free account of an endless amount of it.

On the side of box of my superman costume it actually said - 'Do not attempt to fly!'

Nobody enjoys the 'little show about nothing' humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it.

Why would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities.

It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything.