42 Quotes by Jerry Stiller

I still haven't hit what I do best yet.

Anne is very forgiving. She doesn't care about money, being rich, or clothes. We never argued about finances.

Anne hated the idea of putting me down in front of the audience.

Would you go to see a brilliant actor who's been framed for something that he didn't do, and put him on a stage and say he's going to do Hamlet for you, and why don't you enjoy it? That's a hell of an analogy, but it's about the same thing.

Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.

I ask myself why I do it [work]. Maybe it's to prove I'm still around. It takes a lot out of my body. I'm not an NBA player anymore. At my age, very few people can handle it.

The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent.

I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years.

My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.