46 Quotes by Jesse Petersen

Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation.

Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.

I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend it.

Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.

Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.

Make requests, not demands.example: “please” kill that zombie honey, I’m out of bullets.

So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.

Men are from Mars. Zombies are from Hell.

Don't discuss your relationship problems with friends. Your zombie problems are another story entirely.