46 Quotes by Jesse Petersen

You are your partner are on the same side - it's the side of the living.

Share in your activities and interests. If you are going to kill zombies anyway, why not do it together?

Present a united front: YOU against the zombies.

Talk openly about important issues like money, sex, and religion. They can affect your life and happiness a great deal. Especially when it comes to cults.

Show physical affection. Nothing says "I love you" like bearing the entirety of your spouse's weight.

Admit when you're wrong. It doesn't fix a busted leg, of course, but it's a nice gesture none-the-less.

Have you ever wanted to smash a car? Or break a television? Or maybe burn a big fire in the middle of a city square? If the answer is yes, then you'd have some fun during a zombie infestation. It's the little moments, you know?

And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike, I thought, "Hey, I did that. Picasso would have been proud. Especially how I rearranged that eye

The question: What color is my parachute?The answer: blood red, brains gray, sludge black.