3 Quotes by Jim Bernheimer

  • Author Jim Bernheimer
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    Being a supervillain means never having to say you’re sorry … Unless it’s to the judge or the parole board. Even then, you don’t really have to. It’s not like it’s going to change the outcome or anything.

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    I suppose settling an argument with tear gas is poor sportsmanship.

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    I’ve been waiting a long time to use that meme on someone.

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