3 Quotes by Jim Breuer

You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about?

I consider myself a modern-day dad, where I still got rock’n’roll in me, but yet I take being a parent and relationships very seriously in life. I’m tired of the image of the father as a fat, beer-chugging, stupid guy. That image has to change. I’m changing it, baby, one city at a time.

Girls, do yourself a favor, don’t ever bring us anywhere to pick anything out – ever, ever. You don’t need us there.