1,269 Quotes by Jim Butcher

Journeyman stared at Grimm as though Grimm had just suggested that the engineer should prostitute his mother to pirates.

Everyone is down on pain, because they forget something important about it: Pain is for the living. Only the dead don't feel it.

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast.

It is how decent, civilized people behave, Captain Ransom. Though I suppose that to someone of your level of moral fortitude, it must seem remarkable.

I put on the boots and kicked some monster ass.

He gave me a severe look over his spectacles and said, as if he thought the words were deadly venom and might kill me, "You are an untidy person.

Tavi spent an eternity in misery, longing for death to bring sweet release from the unrelenting torment. The others gathered at the side of his bunk on the ship, keeping a deathwatch over him."I don't see what all the drama is about," Demos said, his quiet voice filled with habitual disinterst. "He's seasick. It will pass."~Captain's Fury

I know you haven't burned down any buildings in a while," she said, "but if you start feeling the need...

Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead," I said solemnly, "and frosting of white.