1,269 Quotes by Jim Butcher

It rained toads the day the White Council came to town.

Children run everywhere for a reason--it's fun. Grown-ups can forget that sometimes.

Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it’s a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference.

Most of the bad guys in the real world don't know that they are bad guys. You don't get a flashing warning sign that you're about to damn yourself. It sneaks up on you when you aren't looking.

You predicted quick victory. Now it’s going to get hopelessly complicated. Jesus, don’t you know any better than that by now?

The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can't count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees, leave their horns at home, send their black hats to the dry cleaner's. They're funny like that.

Bring it, Darth Bathrobe!

You’re playing the creepy vibe a little hard,” I said. “Might as well go for broke, put on a black top hat and pipe in some organ music.

Try not to look like that," Ascher said under breath, after we were in the elevator."Like what?" I asked."Like you're expecting ninjas to leap out of the trash cans. This is a party.""Everyone knows there's no such things as ninjas," I scoffed. "But it will be something. Count on it.