1,269 Quotes by Jim Butcher

Tell me something important about her. People make fun of her?""Some did," she said. "I never liked it, but...""Crap." I looked at Molly and said, "Code Carrie. We're in trouble.

And here I thought global warming was due to cow farts. - Harry Dresden

I'm not exactly a useless cream puff.

Even a broken clock gets it right occasionally. - Harry Dresden

God save me from idealists.

One can have only as much preparation as he has foresight.

Something like this will test you like nothing else," Mac said. "You're going to find out who you are, Harry. You're going to find out which principles you'll stand by to your death--and which lines you'll cross." He took my empty glass away and said, "You're heading into the badlands. It'll be easy to get lost.

I know it's not thematically in tune with my new job and all, but I find it effective. Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day," I say. "But set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. Tao of Pratchett. I live by it.

Karrin, eh?" Thomas asked.I nodded. "She's real serious about order. A man dying, she can understand. A man coming back. That's different.""Isn't she Catholic?" Thomas asked. "Don't they have a guy?