1,269 Quotes by Jim Butcher

Back to my apartment? The FBI is there just waiting to slap handcuffs on me." "Well then I guess you shouldn't have decided to become a terrorist, Harry!" "Hey, I never--" Bob raised his voice and shouted toward the centipedes, "I'm not with him!

Andi's eyes widened. "Bob. . .is it really him?""Yes, but he works for the bad guys now," Bob said. "It's probably safest to shoot him.

Never again. Tell them that. Never again. Or Hell itself will not hide you from me.

(One does not simply walk into Mordor--except that was exactly what everyone in the story did anyway.)

Now, Lily said, her burning voice bitter. Now you give me a choice. The ministar flared to life in her palm again. Thus do I choose, you son of a bitch. Knight of Winter, burn and die.

HOW CAN YOU KNOW THIS?” the Voice demanded.“I look at things and think about them,” Folly replied. “And use my intuition, of course, and deduction and induction, as well as any historical or theoretical models that seem to apply.

Some days, it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.

It was a well-known fact that humans became more addled than usual when running in herds.

She looked up at me with a polite smile, her dark hair long and appealing...I liked the smile. Maybe I didn't look like a beaten-up bum. Maybe on me it just looked ruggedly determined."I'm sorry, sir," she said, "but the addiction counseling center is on twenty-six." Sigh.