107 Quotes by Jim Cornette

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    The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.

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    The saddest moment in a child’s life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn’t real, it’s when he learns that Vince Russo is.

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    Picking out Vince Russo’s faults could be a full-time job for somebody.

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    Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.

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    Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

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    I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.

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    I’ll hit you so hard you’ll starve to death rolling!

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    Hulk Hogan, you are a household word but so is garbage and it stinks when it gets old too.

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    He’s so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.

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