107 Quotes by Jim Cornette

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.

The saddest moment in a child’s life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn’t real, it’s when he learns that Vince Russo is.

Picking out Vince Russo’s faults could be a full-time job for somebody.

Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.

I’ll hit you so hard you’ll starve to death rolling!

Hulk Hogan, you are a household word but so is garbage and it stinks when it gets old too.

He’s so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.