34 Quotes by Jim Davidson

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    Always say no to drugs. It will drive the prices down.

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    On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.

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    Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake.

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    When we have an item that has value to the school and the athletic department, we cannot throw it away just to be fair.

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    I don’t believe in predestined fate. The future is what we choose to create.

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    On quiet nights, when I’m alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.

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