117 Quotes by Jim Jefferies

It seems to me that they only seem to mention things in the Bible that are within a 5 mile radius of the guy writing it.

There's a lot of guys up there who like wearing a suit or try doing jokes that they think will play to a certain crowd, or maybe get them corporate work. I've always written jokes that I would want to hear. So, I'm trying to entertain myself more than anything.

I have a financial advisor who advises me but he wouldn't reckon himself to be involved 'in the game'.

We're obviously disappointed to have dropped two points, but the other results on the day haven't been too bad for us.

I think there will be a lot of people interested in the job. Hearts are a fantastic club with a great support and an owner who wants success and there is nothing wrong with that.

Last season we put together a young team and suffered because of inconsistency. Now we need to achieve a level of consistency and so far, so good.

I think his head was still in the clouds from his goal.

We were made to work for the three points but that is the top six now.

Coventry played well that day and created a few chances but we punished them,