307 Quotes by Jimmy Buffett

At 57, to have a No. 1 album, I wasn't expecting it.

I arm myself with punch lines and a big old water gun.

Phish and Dave Matthews really know their audiences and really treat them well.

I was suppose to be a Jesuit priest or a naval academy graduate.

I've always found drugs and alcohol somewhat pedestrian. It's like, I don't need an external agent to open my mind. I'm here, conscious, alert, present. Why would I alter that?

The stores and the things like that, the business side of things came out at the point when, I'd say probably in the early '70s, it looked like the year of the singer-songwriter was over, 'cause music changed in our time and the spotlight was out.

Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass people, Television preachers with bad hair and dimples, The God's honest truth is, it's not that simple

Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies.

I recommend that you try a little mental floss.