27 Quotes by Jimmy Cannon

Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.

Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime

A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set

I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.

I suspect guys who say, "I just send out for a sandwich for lunch," as lazy men trying to impress me.

Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a dope peddler.

[A knuckleball is] a curve ball that doesn't give a damn.

Joe Louis is a credit to his race - the human race.

Hockey would be a great game... if played in the mud.