42 Quotes by Jimmy Durante

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down.

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down

Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.

When I got through with him, he was all covered wit' blood, my blood

All of us have schnozzles . . . if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of defending them, we begin to laugh, and the world laughs with us.

That's the conditions that prevail!

Make someone happy, Make just one someone happy, And you will be happy, too.