661 Quotes by Jimmy Fallon
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Father’s Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it’s the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business.
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According to a new survey, almost half of the voters in Ohio, Florida, and Pennsylvania say that they do not trust Hillary Clinton. Republicans immediately got together and said, ‘OK, this is a huge opportunity for us. How are we going to screw it up?’
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I didn’t act like I was there. I just got into the story.
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It’s Friday. That’s one reason to celebrate. Also, it’s the first day in a long time when no one declared they’re running for president.
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I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I’m really rooting for the Red Sox.
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People are being really picky about the upcoming election. I read that Americans do not want the next president to be a first-term senator, be over 65, or have a former president in the family. Then the Secret Service said, ‘Hey, whoever slips through slips through. No promises.’
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No-one gets beaten to death quite like Hilary Swank.
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This week Biden said that he will decide on a potential 2016 presidential campaign by the spring or the summer. Then he said, ‘Whichever comes first.’
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Happy birthday to Arnold Palmer, who turned 82. That’s 41 years iced tea and 41 years lemonade.
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