64 Quotes by Jimmy Kimmel

Aren't all marriages kind of gay? As a man, when you get marries, essentially what you're saying is 'I will never touch another woman as long as I live, now let's put jewellery on each other and dance

When I was on the radio, I used to be able to go a lot farther than I can now. You don't really remember until you're on the radio again, sometimes in your old radio station and sitting with the guys you used to work with and you go, 'Oh yeah, I can't say these things anymore. I'm handcuffed.'

See Andy, ... one day you're going to be right here, between Ernest Torrance and Olive Borden.

On Letterman and Leno, it always bothers me when they go outside the studio and it's daytime.

My definition of cursing is probably different from what other people's definitions are.

I go to Costco every weekend. It's my favorite part of the week.

I have had a lot of experience in broadcasting.

I have like fifteen televisions in my house.

I did not have any delusions of grandeur as a kid.