8 Quotes by Jinx Schwartz

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

As Christopher Reeve once said, so many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable.

A joke by fellow Texan and humorist Jack Handey sprang to mind: When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did – in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

Get serious. It just ain’t all that easy to off someone and get away with it.” “We’re talking Mexico here, for crying out loud. You know, the country where over sixty thousand people have been murdered by the cartels, and not one person prosecuted? Jeez, it’s worse than Chicago.” “That’s because the prosecutors and judges prefer to live? But we don’t have buckets of money like the druggers do. We only have our brains.” “Damn.

I have a lifelong habit for dealing with dejection: I leave town. I first ran away from home at three. Mother helped pack my bag.

Her dread of fire was almost as strong as her fear of deep water. She wasn’t so much afraid of dying as she was of pain. If they had to die, she just hoped it wouldn’t hurt too much. Or for too long.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit. – Noel Coward.

Hetta, we are women. Being stupid about men is our job. If we weren’t stupid, we wouldn’t have anything to do with them.