226 Quotes by Jo Brand

My personal opinion is that you can't be racist towards white people. You can be prejudiced about them, but being prejudiced isn't an illegal act, whereas being racist can be.

I believe that if your brain has to get to grips with complicated words, then you won't get Alzheimer's. I'm sure it's not true, but I do believe it.

Not many women will go out on a limb to make themselves really unattractive and unfeminine so you can get the laughs, but it's a great thing to do in my book.

I think the key attributes for a good speaker are someone that's articulate and someone that puts a fair amount of humour into what they do.

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.

It's got too much hard work slapping them and telling them to shut up.

I did try when I wasn't doing the singing to do as much comedy as I could because I thought with Comic Relief you are duty bound to anyway.

Jeremy Clarkson is rather charming, but I can't stomach his public persona. I don't like his casual racism and casual misogyny.

Punk allowed women to stop looking feminine. Oh, the relief.