45 Quotes About Funny-relationship

The appropriate age for marrige is around eighteen and thirty-seven for man

Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? 'Damn I got to get the hell out of here! What was I thinking!'

Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas.

The more I know about men the more I like dogs.

In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart.

I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?

I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend.

Ideally, couples need three lives; one for him, one for her, and one for them together.

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.