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You’re going to get what I think is the truth, and it’s going to be raw.
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
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Never admit that your back goes out more than you do
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A Mafia guy in Vegas gave me this advice: 'Run your own race, put on your blinders.'
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I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done You can tune me out, you can click me off, it's OK. I am not going to bow to political correctness. But you do have to learn, if you want to be a satirist, you can't be part of the party.
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I never dwell on what happened. You can't change it. Move forward. Don't waste your energy on being angry at something that somebody did six months ago or a year ago. It's over. Done. Move forward.
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Looking 50 is great, if you're 60.
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You don’t marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.
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I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian -- and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had.
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