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When I turn down work, I feel guilty, I feel terrible; I don't know where the next job is going to come from.
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You could have had Rosie O'Donnell here to talk about how to be straight. Like no one knew she was gay.
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Oprah Winfrey is so powerful that she had the Rapture postponed until after her final show airs.
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Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age.
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I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.
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All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always liked fashion. I always loved fashion and I love that we can do it and not take it seriously.
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I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny.
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I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.
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Since I met him ten years ago there hasn't been a day that I didn't think of George Burns. And I didn't think of him again today.
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