5 Quotes by Joanne Rowling


  • Author Joanne Rowling
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    >in Divintation< Lavender: >squealing< Oooo! Professor look! I found an unknown planet! Professor Trelawny: That is Uranus my dear. Ron: Can I have a look at Ur anus too Lavender?

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  • Author Joanne Rowling
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    >in divination< Harry: Wait, I've got two neptunes, that cant be right!Ron: >imitating professor trelwany< Ahh! Two neptunes is a sure sign a midget in glasses is being born!

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  • Author Joanne Rowling
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    Ron: >staring in to a misty crystal ball< I don't need to ask her what this means. It's telling me there is going to be fog tonight.

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