88 Quotes by Joe Lycett

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    Every year I buy a big faux-fur coat for the winter.

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    My philosophy is, if I couldn't say it in front of my grandmother, I probably shouldn't say it.

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    I'm not sure if I'm an introvert or extrovert. I love being around people, but sometimes I do need to go off and fart.

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    It is amazing that I'm making a career out of comedy, my family can't quite believe it.

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    People say I'm charming, but I'm uneasy with that word. Quentin Crisp said: 'Charisma is the ability to influence without logic,' which is terrifying.

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    I'd love to grow a pair of discreet wings so I could just fly around a bit and impress people.

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    Alan Carr is an out and proud gay man but there isn't a famous bisexual equivalent - it's a lot rarer.

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    Best place I've visited is probably Tanzania when I was younger and I'd love to go to America as I haven't been to loads of places there yet.

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    I think it's important to go out and gig all over the country, it makes you a better comic.

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