88 Quotes by Joe Lycett

Every year I buy a big faux-fur coat for the winter.

My philosophy is, if I couldn't say it in front of my grandmother, I probably shouldn't say it.

I'm not sure if I'm an introvert or extrovert. I love being around people, but sometimes I do need to go off and fart.

It is amazing that I'm making a career out of comedy, my family can't quite believe it.

People say I'm charming, but I'm uneasy with that word. Quentin Crisp said: 'Charisma is the ability to influence without logic,' which is terrifying.

I'd love to grow a pair of discreet wings so I could just fly around a bit and impress people.

Alan Carr is an out and proud gay man but there isn't a famous bisexual equivalent - it's a lot rarer.

Best place I've visited is probably Tanzania when I was younger and I'd love to go to America as I haven't been to loads of places there yet.

I think it's important to go out and gig all over the country, it makes you a better comic.