88 Quotes by Joe Lycett

As a comic, you just want to be liked.

I don't do vulgarity, I prefer to talk about nice things.

I buy flowers for myself all the time. I'm comedy's Elton John.

I was quite a fat lad.

I remember weeping silently in bed after watching 'Titanic.'

Every hairstyle I have is funny because my barber is a standup comedian by the slightly unfortunate name of Paul Sweeney. His cuts are fantastic but the chats are even better.

You can't go too far wrong with the Pointer Sisters.

I originally came out as gay when I was a teenager, then backtracked when I thought I had closed off the market a bit!

I'm not that sort of writer where I can restrict myself to a theme, just in case nothing good comes of it.