88 Quotes by Joe Lycett

I try and avoid the big comics in Edinburgh. You can see them on tour. Edinburgh is all about seeing the smaller comedians.

A theatre tour as me, Joe Lycett, with support acts. That would be the dream.

The Time It Takes' is one of the most brilliantly daft shows I've ever been involved in - and that's saying something.

I don't have too much of a grand plan.

I am a rare millennial who managed to buy property thanks to a mix of highly lucrative TV panel show work and employing Gary Barlow as a financial adviser.

There are many terms that have been used to describe me: man, comedian, disappointment, hammock enthusiast.

In England, there are four major cities within a two-hour drive, so the comedy circuit thrives as a result.

I don't think I like sharing the limelight.

Turns out it's bloody hard to make a sculpture that looks like a human head, so I've not bothered. Realism is for squares.