88 Quotes by Joe Lycett

I do a very good impression of Louis Armstrong.

I often ask people in the audience what their favourite cheese is. Anything less than Gruyere and they're just not middle class!

I'm a bit done with weddings. There are so many and I'm so bored of them.

You should always ask for a refund at the theatre, apart from my shows, of course, where I won't be handing out any refunds.

Because lots of LGBTQ people are really smart, and there's so much really interesting reading that can be done, and so much academic writing that's been done about it, people can end up getting quite academic about it.

I did a tweet about LGBTQ+ and someone was saying 'what's the + and what's the Q?' and some people would be like 'you should educate yourself it's disgusting, google it.' If I asked the question, they would answer it to me, so just try and treat people in the way I expect to be treated myself. So I do think that's been a problem in our community.

I love living in Birmingham, it's just a lovely gentle life, and it's calm. And it's full of Brummies who I find hilarious.

I keep getting mobbed in M&S and Debenhams. I feel like Barry Manilow.

If anything kept me awake at night it would be worrying that there wouldn't be enough time to have a nap the next day.