88 Quotes by Joe Lycett

Since doing comedy, I'm less of a show-off in real life.

I get frustrated by the way camp is portrayed sometimes. Camp, for me, is a nice 'everyone is welcome' kind of thing rather than an 'ooh, what's she wearing' kind of thing.

I'd done some acting and I didn't like being told what to do by the director, the structure of it.

When I started stand-up, it was really just to have a go at alpha males essentially, there was no plan and there never has been really.

I love 'Pointless.'

I get frustrated with companies that present themselves as your mates. They use emojis in the messages they send you, and they're very casual with their back-and-forth. That doesn't work if they've rinsed you of all your money.

I don't want someone to be nice and friendly while telling me my bill's gone up by 10 per cent because they've just decided that.

Companies ignoring their customers. I think it's unforgivable. And I count using a chatbot on your website as ignoring your customers. Stop doing it.

It's a bit embarrassing for a company to be exposed for wrongdoing, but it's really embarrassing if it's done by making them the butt of a joke.