33 Quotes by Joe Moore

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.

A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some.

Before borrowing money from a friend it's best to decide which you need most.

You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.

Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of joy, and with death as our greatest source of anxiety.

Our laws are a reflection of our culture. Our culture does not condone the torture of innocent and defenseless creatures. And we as a society believe all God's creatures should be treated humanely.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to.

The laws that we adopt embody the values and mores of our constituents.

I have decided not to let our owners drive me out of KHON-2. I'm not sure how many good people will remain after the mass firings that are about to occur, but I know this ... KHON-2 will be severely damaged. It has been already.