30 Quotes by Joe Orton

Reading isn't an occupation we encourage among police officers. We try to keep the paperwork down to a minimum.

Euthanasia is against my religion so I decided to murder her.

There are fascinating possibilities in this situation. I'd get it down on paper if I were you.

I'd the upbringing a nun would envy. Until I was fifteen I was more familiar with Africa than my own body.

Every luxury was lavished on you - atheism, breast-feeding, circumcision. I had to make my own way.

With madness, as with vomit, it's the passerby who receives the inconvenience.

You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.

FAY: The British police force used to be run by men of integrity. TRUSCOTT: That is a mistake which has been rectified.

God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes