30 Quotes by Joe Orton

It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present at the conception.

Every luxury was lavished on you - atheism, breastfeeding, circumcision.

Civilizations have been founded and maintained on theories which refused to obey facts.

On our way home we were waiting for the bus when a very fat, pompous-looking woman reeled out of a pub shouting, "Melancholia? Ad nauseam.

The Oscar Wilde of Welfare State gentility.

Policemen, like red squirrels, must be protected.

The humble and meek are thirsting for lood

People think I write fantasy, but I don't. Some things may be exaggerated or distorted, but they're realistic figures. . . . There's nothing incredible about it.

Cleanse my heart... Give me the ability to rage correctly