252 Quotes by Joe Rogan

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.

Imagine being a poor person and you find out that the Queen who literally does nothing is making 100 million dollars in a year.

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

You only regret the workouts you didn’t do.

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.

Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, then you're the fucking criminal.

I stopped using twitter because it's like a bunch of mental patients throwing shit at each other.