252 Quotes by Joe Rogan

I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh.

Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.

I have this thing built into my contract that the club has to put up a sign that says my act "contains the strongest language and material content imaginable," but, believe it or not, I still get complaints. People want you to be what they want you to be. If they see you on TV and that's what they like, they want you to be EXACTLY like that when they see you live. And if you're not, some of them get upset.

Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid.

Selling your life to sit in a box and work for a machine. An uncaring machine that demands productivity that doesn't understand you and doesn't want to understand you... There's no natural behaviour. Everyone is wearing clothes they don't want to wear. Everybody is showing up and doing something they don't want to do. They have no connection to it. That's the problem with our society...

If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances.

My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.

For many people the reason why they're idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn't work well, it's that they got in a terrible pattern.

You can't measure what's inside a man's heart.