252 Quotes by Joe Rogan

Houston Alexander is for real!

If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.

A unicorn is a donkey from the future

It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.

No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.

By putting yourself in that intense form of stress, it makes regular life more peaceful.

I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.

One of the great things about Houston is that they police themselves. It's the way Boston was in the '80s. No hacks or thieves are tolerated in the community, and that's HUGE.

Omigawa is moving forward like a karate robot